Winter, Skirts, Thin Underwear, and Taking a Dump: A Recipe For Pain

I has a custom video to film "Naughty In The Cemetery 3" which involved defiling graves with piss and spit. I preparred by having 2 cups of tea to jump start my bladder. Well, it also jump started something else. It's pretty impossible to not piss when you shit so I was stuck holing in my turds till my mission was complete. I went to the cemetery in a skirt and a thin pair of panties. I figured they would work better because they are easier to move out of the way to handle my business. Well, it's winter here and fucking cold. I went and got groceries after my cemetery trist and by the time I got home I was A. A human ice cube and B. Dying for a shit. I frantically got my jacket off and decided to film myself taking a shit. Big surprise, right?! When do I not film myself taking a shit? Anyway, moving on....You know when your hands are cold and you get them wet with hot water and it really fucking burns? Well, my asshole was a frozen icicle by this point so when I went to push out a hot shit, I think I saw god. It felt like I ripped my ring piece. Thankfully, I did not but the pain was unreal! Do NOT I repeat DO NOT take a shit with a frozen asshole unless your're looking for a surprise spiritual experience! Hope everyone had a good weekend.